ammit420:

*lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor

daffloudil:

when ur the hottest out of ur group of friends

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Tagged: #stpop

lindsaylohoean:

getting so close to talk to your crush but then someone gets in your way

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Tagged: #tbh me

tumblr needs to invest in a notification system when people change urls 

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bestfates:

#i wish i couldn’t feel a damn thing
Tagged: #wtf
awwww-cute:

They see me rollin’
Tagged: #animals

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

Tagged: #gaRY

sexwithlukebrooks-camerondallas:

oldasianman:

waking up from a nap after school is the most disorientating thing ever like what year is it? is it really early in the morning? have those two guys from one direction come out of the closet yet?

I was gonna like this till you had to ruin it 

i feel like making a ‘reasons im a feminist’ video

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australiansanta:

i apologise to every puppy that i havent patted yet and i’ll be there soon pal

spookytotodile:

when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what

cyrilliart:


And you will never knowJust how beautiful you are to me x


Maybe I’m just in loveWhen you wake me up x
Tagged: #:< #fanart